My Strange Dream About Lance and Arnold

I was glad to hear about Lance winning the Presidency of Ferrets Anonymous. Last night I had a strange dream.

I dreamed that on his first day of president of Ferrets Anonymous Lance secured a meeting with Governor Schwarzenegger. I was in the background cleaning trash dumpsters (I wonder what Freud would say about that). He had one hour to make the case for Arnold to legalize ferrets.

After the hour was up Lance came out of the meeting to say Governor Schwarzenegger wouldn't repeal the ban.


Kind of reminded me of one my favorite late night movies:

Will Lance curse California with a plague of locusts? Will the Sacramento river turn red? Hopefully not - but I am expecting great things from our new President of Ferrets Anonymous.

Congratulatins Lance!

When Ferrets Smell Like Grandma

Friday is house cleaning day for me. Every other week or so the ferrets get a bath.

Do ferrets smell? If you keep their cage clean, launder the bedding frequently, I don't smell them.

I once did rescue an unneutered male ferret. The person called me and a pick up was arranged. He lived in a condo complex and that day all the house numbers were removed because they were re-stuccoing the building. I didn't need house numbers, it was easy to smell my way to his unit. That ferret went right to the vets for an emergency neutering.

But I love the Marshall Pet Products shampoo, conditioner and spritzer. I think they stole the formula for Channel #5.

That was my grandmother's favorite perfume - or at least I think so. Smells have powerful emotional impacts on people. Every other Friday or so I feel like my grandmother is back with us.

Thanks Marshall Pet Products. I also use your food. One suggestion though. I've bought the big bottles of your shampoo and I always find it a week after the first use, tipped over and contents all over the drawer. I think you need to redesign the bottle.